Squirt in Finding Nemo vs. Squirt in real life

"Good afternoon, we're gonna have a great jump today!"

"See you later, dudes!"

ooh man!! i love finding nemo!!


p/s: image is copyright of Eric Cheng.. i found it on Digg.com

iPad iPad iPad Pad Pad Pad Pad

while there's a lot of negative reviews out there bashing the iPad and making fun and pun of the name let's just chill out, lay back and get your imagination engine start.

question. what can i do with this pad (iPad of course)?

1. playing board games

- isn't it nice playing board games on the big multitouch screen with your friends? 

2. jigsaw puzzle

- hate messing up your table? welcome to the future!!!

3. a very nice and expensive Digital Photo Frame

- ...and its aluminium

4. an electronic sketch pad

- like brush in the keynote

5. electronic multitouch turntable and mixer??

- you betcha

6. a cool organizer

- coooool

7. big screen gps?

- tomtom carkit please!!!

.. and the list goes on and on and on till the death of App Store.

of course it is hard to please everyone. i remembered the last time they announce the iPhone many compared it to bricks and stones of 40000 BC and now it happened again. what a deja vu.

yet later this year i bet i will see people sitting in Starbucks or McDonalds using this device which has no keyboard and surfing only Facebook.

chill guys.. enough already with the maxiPad jokes. 

p/s: i'm sold. i'll buy one.

why google is scary? .. the Aduka Taruna version

1. let say something happened on the net yesterday and you just missed it (for example let's use the AdukaTaruna thinggy)


2. isn't it sucks to know you missed something big and as far as you know there's no time machine available for rent.


3. no worries because google is here to help you for good (.. or bad).


4. so let's fire up the browser and I assume you have google for your home page (i can't imagine if you have other homepage than google.. its been on mine like years).

5. ... then just google the site which you have missed. you just need to know the right keyword :)

6. choose the results

7. in our example here the top search return the site that you want to visit but when you click the link it return 'page cannot be found' (.. maybe the server down, someone tripped the LAN cable, hard disk corrupted, system hangs, cat fighting beside the server, etc etc)

8. no worries man.. google keep tracks of ALL webpages all over the universe so now we going to make some time travel. first go back to the search result which is this page >>

9. now do you see at the top result up there just besides the green colored url of the page there's a link called 'cache'.. fire up the cache (.. i mean, click it)

10. ... and tadda!!! welcome to the world of yesterday (.. and yes, that paintbrush thinggy is courtesy of me and not mr. google)




conclusion


1. all your activity on the net are monitored by google and the government (even if the government don't monitor it, they can use google to search it)


2. don't make stupid comment or remarks that can stir up hatred and cause trouble to yourself


3. google is your best friend and your worst enemy.

run fatboy.. RUNNNN!!!!!

today was my 6th day since i stop smoking cigarettes. the 'last bat' was in the morning of the new-year and after that i totally stop. now i must say i've managed to get the attention of my smoking-partners and it seems now zaki is trying to stop.


well, its not all romantic.. zam this morning asked me about 'withdrawal symptoms' as zaki suffering from headache that now he's trying to stop. i guess that was the reason why my emotion keep replicating the stock exchange. it goes up, and it goes down, up again, down.. it must be really hard for my honey to cope with me. sorry honey for being to harsh to you, especially last night. :(


putting that smoking aside, i wish to do something a little bit healthy and maybe because of 'abang kew' sudah start, i terikut-ikut untuk joggin. its pretty sad as well coz last time i use to have like six-packs (haha.. perasan) but since last time there were no one taking care of me, i lost it and develop one big belly pack :| 


from now on i decided to tiru abang kew to jog at least once a week to get back my six-packs and develop attractive figure(haha). well.. run fatboy, RUN!!!

two-o-ten

iftitah last year

iftitah's 2009 resolution

6. change my ringtone (noooo!!! i love you discovery channel! i love u!)

5. do something new (err?!)

4. go vacation (sipadan? bali? infinite-loop?)

3. meet 'crazy' people & tell them how 'crazy' they are (obama? steve jobs? tyler durden?)

2. get a life (get married?! hurm..)

1. be a hero (hiro nakamura?)

0. change the world


iftitah's wishlist for 2009 (from yang almost impossible ke yang most probable)


6. a full time gf who can stand & understand me (anyone?!) << she made me smile everyday :)

5. nikon d90 + nikkor 50mm f1.8d + crumpler (huu..berangan!!) << shoot mahal!!!

4. laptop baru + crumpler salary sacrifice (isk..) << macbook from the compan

3. jersi meriambuluh next season (kalau lawa.. then beli tak menang, wachaaa!!) << tak jadi beli

2. beanbags extra large (sunat yg dituntut) << too expensive

1. jumbo pixel led alarm clock from homeloo.com (wajib.. yeah!!) << susah nak import

0. tshirt "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" from thinkgeek.com (of course!!!) << shoot!! totally forgot!!!!

iftitah this year


2010 resolution


1. stop buying cigaratte
2. stop smoking cigaratte
3. stop wasting money
4. stop wasting time
5. start healthy lifestyle
6. start learning back programming
7. complete last year's list


2010 wishlist


1. tshirt "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" from thinkgeek.com (still)
2. xoxo from my gf :P






somehow i wish to complete d list. till then..


t.q for not smoking..

C

its been a long time since I did programming. Back then I used to learn and program Java. As now, currently, I decided not to waste my time watching to much movie and do nothing so I decided that maybe I should learn C. Here's my first program:

/*******************************

this is a simple calculator

________________________________

created by Ma.D iftitah

********************************/

#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdbool.h>

int main()

{

float xFirstValue, ySecondValue;

char xOperation;

bool xCondition;

//when xCondition is a boolean, 1 = True, 0 = False

xCondition = 0;

//the while-loop

while (xCondition != 1) {

//program will ask user to enter the value of x

printf("please enter first value: \n");

scanf("%f", &xFirstValue);

fpurge(stdin);

//program will ask user to select the operation here ( +, -, x, / )

printf("\nplease select an Operation: \n");

scanf("%c", &xOperation);

fpurge(stdin);

//program will ask user to enter the value of y

printf("please enter second value: \n");

scanf("%f", &ySecondValue);

fpurge(stdin);

//program will check and calculate based on operation that user selected

//for example x + y = z

if (xOperation == '+') {

printf("\n%f + %f = %f\n", xFirstValue, ySecondValue, xFirstValue + ySecondValue);

}

else if (xOperation =='-'){

printf("\n%f - %f = %f\n", xFirstValue, ySecondValue, xFirstValue - ySecondValue);

}

else if (xOperation =='*'){

printf("\n%f * %f = %f\n", xFirstValue, ySecondValue, xFirstValue * ySecondValue);

}

else if (xOperation == '/'){

printf("\n%f / %f = %f\n", xFirstValue, ySecondValue, xFirstValue / ySecondValue);

}

else {

xCondition = 1;

}

}

//tell the user that the operation selected not valid and program will terminate

printf("\n\nOPERATION NOT VALID. PROGRAM TERMINATED\n\n");

//end of program

return 0;

}

well that is it. simple calculator. please do comment on the codes as this is my first time programmed in C.


p/s: help yourself if you need to steal my codes for your college assignment. lol. 

liverfool

no offense bro.. lol!!

my (mac)chines

zam comment on my last post led me to his blog. its seems that he blogged about his mac mini already and i shall not resist the temptation to blog about my (mac)hines either. so let me bring you down the memory lane on how did i end up with an apple product.


i can't barely remember my first machine, but i can tell you it ran DOS. i can't recall much about that machine as i own it about a year long and after that my mom let it go. i can't recall how the moment but its like i woke up the next day the machine wasn't there. after that as we couldn't afford to have one, i normally use my uncle's windows 98 just to play command&conquer red alert.


like any other teenagers, my affectionados with computers mostly began because of the internet, and of course during that old school netscape time there still not much one can do so most of the time was spent on IRC channel. after high-school, i went to matriculation college, failed there, move to MMU and it was there i bought my first machine and it was Acer Travelmate, running on Intel Celeron. to be honest, that machine did well and right until now it is still kicking(except for the power adapter) while many of my friend's laptop already kicked the bucket.


it wasn't my intention to buy that Acer as i was planning to buy and Apple's iBook. the only problem i had back then was that it is very hard to find an Apple reseller where i was studying and to buy it, i need to travel like 300 kilometer just to go to the nearest store. as i really in need of a computer, the only choice was to go with a windows machine and the Travelmate was the only one that suits my dollar and cents (that time Apple was still using PowerPC, Intel Pentium for laptop was expensive and i ended up getting a Celeron). the Travelmate costs a bit lesser than iBook.


fast forward to next four years after that, i got a job as technical support and i got to hold a Compaq given by the company and i gave my Acer to my mom. after i jump to my current company at first my boss gave me another Compaq and after using it for a while it was replaced by a Toshiba M200. the Toshiba gave me the luxury of running hackintosh after so long i resist the temptation to use a Mac.


lucky enough, i was able to convinced my boss to replace my 8 months old toshiba with a macbook (actually i do need a Mac since we mostly rely on window machine, to test a network you'll need to test it on different platform so you can justify to the client it can run on multiple platform). that was how lucky i am to ended up getting a Mac.

laying lazily on sofa watchin tv

tv's boring.. how about we play a strip poker

the mac lost.. stripping it slowly

undo nicely~

hey what's that?

hi sexy~

tempting.. tempting

osX!!!!! tadaa~

settling down with the family: hp external monitor pinjam-unlimited-from-errR..office, logitech mx700 pinjam-unlimited-from zam, apple wireless keyboard

sunday

that day was our first anniversary of 'going out' together. we started seeing out each other back that day one year ago. i was always a secret fan of her back then in school and to be honest i didn't have the guts to tell her during that time. time passed by and soon it became 7 years. how we ended up being together? i don't know. maybe it's just 'fate'.

she invited me to have breakfast that sunday. the menu was a simple 'cucur udang' and hot nescafe 'o'. we had our breakfast by the pond and it was truly romantic. we talked, laughed, share stories and i was really happy so was she. the weather was very fine with the sun shone brightly with the blue skies as the background, it couldn't been any better. its like the morning was just made for us.


by noon, we went shopping for few things. she bought me a very nice green tshirt and i love the design. i bought few stuff for my office and some for home. for lunch, we had our usual sushi time and we had it served with some pianist playing love song as background music. soon we went to another store. the shopping was nothing, but shopping with her was something.


the evening we spent our time by the lake. we walked along and have a good conversation. the weather a little bit gloomy with clouds covering the blue skies and the sun. maybe it indicates the sadness of our parting time. even then, inside i was really happy and seeing her happy really make my sunday. i sent her home and we wish each other a sweet goodbye.


back at home, i kept playing my sunday repeatedly inside my head and suddenly i realized i was writing this on a piece of paper. last time we had a fight and she complained that i didn't wrote anything about her here. this time she deserved an entry and this post is just dedicated for her.


i am not writing this to impress her nor to brag. i am writing this because this post will act as a reminder for myself. a reminder of how i love her so much. it will someday trigger my emotion and maybe by reading this post back in the future i can recall how a happy person i was that day and i really was. i do love you a lot, i really do.


thank you for made up my sunday. i really appreciate it.

selamat hari tua professor arsene

terima kasih banyak-banyak sebab bawak masuk thierry henry, robert pires, robin van persie, theo walcott, tomas rosicky, andrei arshavin.


terima kasih juga sebab menyerikan bolasepak EPL dengan gaya permainan yang bermutu dan penuh dengan keunggulan.



selamat hari tua yang ke-60 arsene wenger.

kill the innocent puppies

"waaa.. gila smart arini!!", zam terasa kagum.

"of coz, kena la matching ngan kasut baru", kata aku sambil tunjuk diorang kasut yang baru dibeli semalam.


"are u sure u wear smart because of new shoes and not because u haven't send all your clothes to laundry?", dalam ayat kew.


"sure laa.. i bought this yesterday"

"brand apa bro?", pertanyaan.


"hush puppies"

"nice or not?", pertanyaan lagi.


"not bad.. kulit anjing"

"fcuk u laa!!", kata mereka.



p/s: it's expensive because only the hati-keras can kill puppies to make shoes with it skin

saya sepasang teva

Nama saya Teva Mush. Kalau ikut label saya asal dari China. Saya tak punya sesiapa di dunia ini selain dari Tuan saya. Dia yang menyelamatkan saya dari dipijak kaki-kaki lain di Royal Sport House, ke kedai sukan lagi satu saya lupa nama, World of Sport kot.

Patern saya biasa-biasa. Kalau ikut gambar di-atas ada cam design api-api amaterasu sasuke kan?! Haaa..Rare tu nak dapat. Kalau bro cari kat kay-el time ni sure memang tade. Tak tipu bro. Ni pun saya belajar dengan datuk angkat saya yang pernah berkhidmat dengan Uchiha Itachi baru dapat corak api ni. Cara kan?!

Masa begitu cepat berlalu. Tup-Tap-Tup-Tap dah dekat dua tahun. Saya masih stable, lembut dipijak seperti dulu walaupun badan saya semakin nipis. Kalau agak-agak nak best tu belilah yang sebangsa macam saya, gerenti best. Walaubagaimanapun, saya tidak sesuai dijadikan tuju masa main baling selipar sebab ringan.

Baru-baru ni Tuan dah macam slack. Ntah buang tebiat kot. Ni yang risau. Tau la kita ni dah nipis, nak koyak, tapi jangan la pinggirkan kita ni cepat sangat. Ni yang nak rebel ni.

Apa best sangat ke selipar Crocs tu?! Chisss!!!

rayam

Petang tu masa berlalu terlalu lembab. Tunggu buka puasa pun tidak begini. Ayam KFC dua bucket dah menunggu kat dapur, tetamu kehormat yang makan kuih raya kat depan ni tak balik-balik lagi. Tak penah pun tengok diorang ni datang rumah opah, member opah lama kot.

Raya kedua pun ada juga orang datang rumah opah. Standed betul taun ni. Taun lepas raya kedua kitorang dah boleh tido terlentang la depan tv tu pukul 2 lebih. Taun ni nak tido berdiri pun susah. Acu cakap yang datang tu cousin-cousin dia, tak penah tengok pulak.

Gerak je Vios-plet-ada-pangkat tu kitorang terus letak bucket kfc kat ruang tamu. Rendang ayam, nasi impit, lemang smua dah sapu raya first. Kfc raya second kira biasa la.

Time kitorang sibuk-sibuk letak ayam dalam pinggan Tok Ayah pulak pegi letak nasi.


"Tok Ayah taleh makan ayam ke?", tanya aku takot dia diet orang tua.

Dia rilex, amik kerusi dia then duduk, baru dia jawab.


"Bukan Tok Ayah takleh makan ayam.. Ayam yang tak boleh makan Tok Ayah", dengan tenang dia capai bucket kfc.


Ha Ha.

1-0.

sudah habis fasting, belum habis f.a.s.t-ing

pasni boleh la korang-korang mencarut seperti biasa tanpa rasa bersalah. astagfirullah. berdosa juga walau bukan bulan puasa. bawak-bawak mengucap.

arini lebuh raya PLUS bertukar nama jadi jalan bukit bintang. at least boleh singgah GSC kalau kat jalan bukit bintang. RnR PLUS lagi la, dah macam parking Sunway Piramid hari sabtu.

nasib baik arini fasting lagi. boleh bawak bersabar. fasting, tapi tak f.a.s.t-ing. too busy driving 20km/h kat PLUS.

aaah. pasal f.a.s.t... where's malaysian f.a.s.t pilot community?


p/s: there's one pilot outranked me when i checked the list in Petaling Jaya. nice one mate, perhaps we should do teh tarik session for malaysia f.a.s.t pilots and bluetooth-ing during the session. count me in.

p/s/2: selamat hari raya. maaf zahir batin.

what a birthday!!!

what really made you happy on your own birthday:

1. an early morning wish from the one you love, had breakfast, great time, great present
2. a wish from the little sister..
3. a great fine day
4. team that i wanted them win, won.. team that i wanted them lose, lost. (haha.. go barcarsenal go..)
5. you just noticed that you shared the same birthdate with thierry henry daughter.

what a birthday!

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UCL - review kejap

barca (2) - mu (0)

*dah barca memang power, memang patut la m.u kalah
*park ji sung kena belajar header dari messi.. kalau ikut messi lagi pendek, tanduk terus goal
*fan m.u tak datang mamak ke semalam.. senyap je smua.. hahaha
*glory-glory lionel messi~

end review

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arsenal??!

tunggu season depan..

update, dafi, langkawi, doctor & dot dot dot

kenapa lama tak update?

1. sibuk yang amat
2. arsenal kerap menang balik (tiada kaitan)
3. saya dah ada commitment ;)
4. takde idea
5. ari2 mengadap internet, nak ngadap benda lain gak

haha, alasan..

dua ari lepas baca blog dafi. encik aidel ni sudah jatuh cinta sama ipod touch. damage control?! tidak perlu. racun dia suh dia beli rebeltouch, then dia counter racun suh bli apple in-ear earbuds, demm. encik aidel, saya ingat anda org kuat microsoft, jatuh cinta kat apple juga akhirnya. haha..

langkawi.. langkawi sangat best.. correction, fourseason langkawi sangat best, spend a nite, checkout, checkin in westin. westin pun best. demam? xbest. kerja time demam? xbest.

mmmm.. really wish my doctor is here  now.. bleh dia bg medicine tuk
demam ni.. huuu.

p/s: orang2 langkawi memang pemandu berhemah.. average speed 40km/h, and no one will horn u for driving slow n steady.. :|  

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kami yang berdarah merah putih

kalau agak agak takut tengok penalti shootout tu bukan die-hard fan la.

kalau kalah kami nanges sama-sama, kalau menang kami sorak sama-sama.

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korang memang cool

"aku dah delete friendster", i tell my cousin.

"now i don't have friendster, myspace, or facebook", kata aku lagi.

"ko delete friendster?! seriously tak cool", jawab dia.

rasanya tak ramai yang takde benda social-networking ni. boleh kata semua orang ada.

i was one of them. tapi makin lama makin bosan. you have x-number of virtual friend, kata friendster. maybe that's the reason why i called it off.

tapi, like my cousin define me, i am uncool without this sort of thing. not only me aku rasa, siapa-siapa yang xde friendster, myspace or facebook confirm uncool.

i like that. rebellious. different. i don't need a bunch of virtual friends just to make myself happy or cool.

maybe that just me, i may be wrong. do what you like, kata brad pitt dalam fight club.

except me, i bet everyone have this friendster thinggy, so...

korang memang cool.

p/s: takde frenster pun kita boleh kawan kan kawan-kawan?

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malam

bulan lepas..

"rim kasi standard bang!"

malam semalam...

"i'm asking you more than that! omg! OMG!"

sorry bro.. bukan sengaja nak curi-curi dengar, tapi dah cakap kuat-kuat.

mimpi pun nak speaking yang tak tahan. ntah apa yang "OMG" ntah, cambest je.


p/s: sebelum tido tu basuh kaki & baca bismillah.

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something stupid

handset dia ringing. ringtone something stupid.

"ringtone shahdu nampak?!", saja aku mulakan conversation sebab bosan.

ntah bape kali dah dia tukar ringtone, dari the fratellis ke muse . semua dari mp3 lanun aku.

"message.. biasa la, orang ada awek", balas dia.

"ye la, aku tau aku takde awek..", jawab aku, terkena.

"terasa nampak?!", tembak dia lagi.

siot punya helmi, but i do like something stupid.

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